a head that just takes up space.

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

doinwhatiwant:

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

doinwhatiwant:

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

When you wear that certain pair of jeans that let people know you are not fucking around anymore.

When you wear that certain pair of jeans that let people know you are not fucking around anymore.

miss-melancholy-usa:

the-treble:

feigenbaumsworld:

seanoftheundead:

shavingryansprivates:

percentage of rape victims (source):

women: 90%
men: 10% 

median salary (source):

women: $17,629
male: $30,514

victims of domestic violence (source):

women: 85%
men: 15%

people murdered by their significant other (source):

women: 75%
men: 25%

those darn privileged females

Yeah. There’s a reason women need 500+ shelters.

You know what’s truly sad about that dudebro’s meme? if he had only made it male specific, just left the comparison thing off of it. He could have actually started a conversation about male issues. He could have focused it as an awareness campaign and urged people to take action. He could have researched and added resources for men facing these struggles. But no, he spent his time with a “But men!” message and not actually contributing anything to the causes we’re supposed to believe he cares about.

That last comment.

herein lies the problem with MRAs


I wonder how often this charming young man gets his spaghetti-o sized wiener touched. He seems like a keeper.

miss-melancholy-usa:

the-treble:

feigenbaumsworld:

seanoftheundead:

shavingryansprivates:

percentage of rape victims (source):

women: 90%

men: 10% 

median salary (source):

women: $17,629

male: $30,514

victims of domestic violence (source):

women: 85%

men: 15%

people murdered by their significant other (source):

women: 75%

men: 25%

those darn privileged females

Yeah. There’s a reason women need 500+ shelters.

You know what’s truly sad about that dudebro’s meme? if he had only made it male specific, just left the comparison thing off of it. He could have actually started a conversation about male issues. He could have focused it as an awareness campaign and urged people to take action. He could have researched and added resources for men facing these struggles. But no, he spent his time with a “But men!” message and not actually contributing anything to the causes we’re supposed to believe he cares about.

That last comment.

herein lies the problem with MRAs

I wonder how often this charming young man gets his spaghetti-o sized wiener touched. He seems like a keeper.

I’m wearing new deodorant and I don’t recognize my own scent and it is fucking me up.
Remember that time I was ~*~soft grunge~*~?

Remember that time I was ~*~soft grunge~*~?