a head that just takes up space.
Because you’re mine, I walk the line.

Because you’re mine, I walk the line.

Sweet overtime mixed with holiday pay.

Sweet overtime mixed with holiday pay.

Brand New - Millstone
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I used to pray like God was listening.
I used to make my parents proud.
I was the glue that kept my friends together,
Now they don’t talk and we don’t go out.

Jk. Found it.
I can’t find my copy of Pokemon y with the completed dex and I am mega bummed.
Foreign fruit

Can I pop by someone’s town who does not have cherries as their native fruit? I wanna unload a bunch of perfect cherries. I’ll kick you down 2 stacks of perfect cherries

Won my edh pod last night with omniscience, vedalken orrery, Tammy emblem and an army of the damned cast 55 times

kissmeintherainyoufool:

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

FUCKING THANK YOU. PEOPLE CANT FIX MY DEPRESSION, JUST BE THERE WHEN I NEED YOU.

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ego-x:

darklynoon:

naturepunk:

My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this.

"yeah, we’re walking right into their homes and shooting them"

jesus fucking christ.

I am speechless.

everyonedies:

majtography:

gold-kushkloudz:

This just pissed me off

smh.


ACAB

everyonedies:

majtography:

gold-kushkloudz:

This just pissed me off

smh.

ACAB

So I picked up the D&D next players handbook. So far I really enjoy it but it seems like every other page references Drizzt. Like, “water rations are vital for survival, Drizzt and his mighty panther companion drink water!” R.A Salvatore must be stoked.
I come across as a bitter asshole. That is because I am a bitter asshole.