a head that just takes up space.
Burdened with glorious selfies #Loki #thorstuff #sexonthebeaches #whatelseisintheteachesofpeaches

Burdened with glorious selfies #Loki #thorstuff #sexonthebeaches #whatelseisintheteachesofpeaches

Reblog this and I will mail you a pint of my blood
everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kisshow it did it end up like this

It was only a kissIT WAS ONLY A KISS

everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kiss
how it did it end up like this

It was only a kiss
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

Kenner power of the force slave one fresh out the box and stickered #starwars #slave1 #bobafett #firesprayclass

Kenner power of the force slave one fresh out the box and stickered #starwars #slave1 #bobafett #firesprayclass

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What

What

Heil Hydra!  #heilhydra #reallifecomicbookvillain

Heil Hydra! #heilhydra #reallifecomicbookvillain

ryanrosenblum:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

looks like we’ve found some nerds to bash, fellas
*cracks knuckles*

These dudes are holding signs that translate to “never play with my weiner”

Toilet poet #captainamerica #comics #vulgarity

Toilet poet #captainamerica #comics #vulgarity

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

Driving a car is cultural appropriation. Gottlieb would be disgusted.

Welp I’m 22 now.

When you text idc instead of idk.