I had a dream I was in highschool again and I cut class to get chinese food. I’m punk even during REM sleep
Tbt me before I was born #fallon #teenpregancystatistic #imsosorryinternet #igotitoffgoogleimnotthatgross #smellsliketeenspirit #tbt
Fallon nv is cesspool full of broken bias social skills, narcotics, rapists, sociopaths, republicans, lovers, leavers, and the rotted out shells of mine and my friends youth. Burn it to ash.
Fall Out Boy - “Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today”
Let’s play this game called “when you catch fire”
I wouldn’t piss to put you out
Stop burning bridges and drive off of them
So I can forget about you
I got a job as a caregiver for special needs people. I really love it. It’s cool to work a job where you actually enjoy going.
Jesus Christ Walks (Kanye West vs. Brand New)
This has been my favorite song/mash up for years.
This is my favorite thing ever. seriously.
I saw Thor lastnight, I’ve always been a fan of comics and the marvel movies that were good.
All the Avengers films pre Avengers have kicked ass. Avengers blew my mind. Iron Man 3 rolls around and I leave the theater thinking “Did this suck?” after a couple days I decided that it in fact, did not. But was the worst of the three. The saving grace of the film was the character focus on Tony Stark, and how the events in New York really fucked him up. This showed him as close to “Demon in a bottle” without having to have him be a huge drunk or kill Pepper Potts. If he had not been given PTSD I was hoping they would kill pepper for the purposes of making Tony hit rock bottom. So it didn’t suck, But I am still left wanting, I want to see the world effected by new york, I say “Fuck it, Thor will have to address Thanos and New york appropriately” I was wrong. It introduced a Villain nobody cared about, Killed a Character nobody cared about, Killed the Villain nobody cared about, And then had a pretty rad scene after the credits that was super important being conducted by very non important people (Aside from the collector) The main thing that annoyed me was fucking Loki. I get it, I get that he is a trickster I read the comics, I get that Tumblr has a huge boner for him and Thor but he was very much unneeded in this film and of course, They end it with him of course not dead, not redeemed, And probably the lead villain for Thor 3. Loki was great in Thor 1 and Avengers, But he is played out, everything that needed to be said between him and Thor has been said. But now we see Space hitler, Thor, And Padme flying around on a great winged douche-mobile headed towards 15 red herrings ending with a non surprising enemy.
I want to see a Movie where when they introduce an important bad guy (Mandarin) They don’t kill him. I want to see some cosmic shit going down, I want unexplainable destruction going down and then Thanos revealed, I wanted Malekith to be Thanos bitch. Things need to be addressed. Stop fucking up major cities on earth with only Thor or Tony fighting for their lives when we now know Cap can pop by, The hulk can come smash etc etc.
*writes “new character models” on a huge dildo and mercilessly fucks my own ass with it*